Inspired by my other parody, "A Swimmer's 12 Days Of Christmas"
on SwimSwam, here's "A Mechanical Music Collector's 12 Days Of
Christmas." If this were for real it would be far too expensive
and insane to be able to afford collecting these many items.

But anyhoo, enjoy the parody. I recommend singing along to it
using Andy Park's Wurlitzer 165 arrangement of "The Twelve Days
Of Christmas."

On the first day of Christmas an auction gave to me:
A Decap dance organ that's for me

On the second day of Christmas an auction gave to me:
Two Weber Brabos
And a Decap dance organ that's for me

On the third day of Christmas an auction gave to me:
Three Seeburg Gs
Two Weber Brabos
And a Decap dance organ that's for me

On the fourth day of Christmas an auction gave to me:
Four Welte Mignons
Three Seeburgs Gs
Two Weber Brabos
And a Decap dance organ that's for me

On the fifth day of Christmas an auction gave to me:
Five Seeburg KTs
Four Welte Mignons
Three Seeburg Gs
Two Weber Brabos
And a Decap dance organ that's for me

On the sixth day of Christmas an auction gave to me:
Six Link Orchestrions
Five Seeburg KTs
Four Welte Mignons
Three Seeburg Gs
Two Weber Brabos
And a Decap dance organ that's for me

On the seventh day of Christmas an auction gave to me:
Seven Nelson Wiggens
Six Link Orchestrions
Five Seeburg KTs
Four Welte Mignons
Three Seeburg Gs
Two Weber Brabos
And a Decap dance organ that's for me

On the eighth day of Christmas an auction gave to:
Eight Dutch street organs
Seven Nelson Wiggens
Six Link Orchestrions
Five Seeburg KTs
Four Welte Mignons
Three Seeburg Gs
Two Weber Brabos
And a Decap dance organ that's for me

On the ninth day of Christmas an auction gave to me:
Nine Wurlitzer CXs
Eight Dutch street organs
Seven Nelson Wiggens
Six Link Orchestrions
Five Seeburg KTs
Four Welte Mignons
Three Seeburg Gs
Two Weber Brabos
And a Decap dance organ that's for me

On the 10th day of Christmas an auction gave to me:
Ten Myra boxes
Nine Wurlitzer CXs
Eight Dutch street organs
Seven Nelson Wiggens
Six Link Orchestrions
Five Seeburg KTs
Four Welte Mignons
Three Seeburg Gs
Two Weber Brabos
And a Decap dance organ that's for me

On the eleventh day of Christmas an auction gave to me:
Eleven APP rolls
Ten Myra boxes
Nine Wurlitzer CXs
Eight Dutch street organs
Seven Nelson Wiggens
Six Link Orchestrions
Five Seeburg KTs
Four Welte Mignons
Three Seeburg Gs
Two Weber Brabos
And a Decap dance organ that's for me

On the twelfth day of Christmas an auction gave to me
Twelve 165 rolls
Eleven APP rolls
Ten Myra boxes
Nine Wurlitzer CXs
Eight Dutch street organs
Seven Nelson Wiggens
Six Link Orchestrions
Five Seeburg KTs
Four Welte Mignons
Three Seeburg Gs
Two Weber Brabos
And a Decap dance organ that's for me

Andrew Lardieri
Voorhees, New Jersey