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Pun-ishingly Funny Piano Humour
By Jeffrey Borinsky

With apologies in particular to Julian and Paddy who introduced me to
these gems but have not chosen to share them with the MMD.

        Q1: Who is the patron saint of pianos?
        A1: St. Einway

        Q2: Who is the patron saint of player pianos?
        A2: St. Eck

With further apologies to those unfortunate enough to live in St. Ockton
(the well known railway town) St. Reatham etc.

Jeffrey Borinsky

(Message sent Fri 6 Aug 1999, 10:01:52 GMT, from time zone GMT+0100.)

Key Words in Subject: Funny, Humour, Piano, Pun-ishingly

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